Frozen Tome

Written by Skalshinn, Pixipedian Archaeologist.

A few weeks ago, my team and I recovered a strange tome on Pass Sporinn. It was totally covered in ice, which is the norm for that planet, and was magnificently preserved. We brought it back to Pixipedia along with several other items we found there.

The tome is currently in my possession for studying purposes. It seems to be written in what looks to be ancient Kallmish. Given that Kallmish is already a dead language, this will require quite a bit of effort to recover all of what it says.

Interestingly, the ice has still yet to fully melt. I can flip through the pages like I would be able to with any book, but the ice on the binding is not melting at all. It's not like anything I've ever seen. It's as if the tome were made with this in mind. Whether the Kallmorians had the technology to make something like this or not is not something we know for sure, but we've seen no evidence whatsoever that would suggest that this is a possibility.

Translated sections:

Leonardo DiCapricorn's Creation

Erection-Based Revival