This is my gun

This is my gun. I call it gun. It's a gun. It's a big gun. It's a long gun. It's a smooth gun. It's a sexy gun. And I'm gonna shoot you with it.

What happens next
You are dead. I shot you with my gun. my big gun. my long gun. my smooth gun. my sexy gun.

IT'S TEABAG TIME NOW
Hahaha n00b. I'm teh master at halo. Suk my dik!!!1!