Zardoz

Zardoz
Zardoz is a moose, as well as one of the Owners of Sails of Patches.

Zardoz became a Mountie in 1995. As a graduate at the top of his class at Mountie School, he soon realized that fighting for justice was what he was meant to do.

During the Assholian invasion a few years later, Zardoz single-handedly achieved victory where many had fallen before him. He was hailed as a hero for a few days before the entire world forgot about him.

After his very short fame, he decided to go back into the wilderness to do moose things. It was a peaceful, happy existance. Eventually, though, he had an overwhelming to visit the nearest mall on Canada Day. He waited each day, marking his calendar as time ticked down to Canada Day. Once it was Canada Day, he went as fast as he could to the mall. As he got there, though, he saw an unidentifiable alien warship swoop in and completely destroyed it.

Wanting to avenge the mall, Zardoz joined Jackie as one of the first members of her crew.