The Random Creep

There's once was a guy named coolguy.He'd randomly visit our ship and do weird stuff,he got kicked out many times. I even offered him a cool hat of mine,but he was just interested on Jackie. Ok,that tight uniform over that cute ass and her position as captain is attractive to anyone,but he just couldn't take no as an answer,so he took a foot to the butt as an answer,but that wasn't enough.

He came back,and wanted to marry jackie. He said he could take her to his planet,Creepton,and that they'd be happy forever. Nobody knows where the hell is this planet,but he seemed to be an assholian,a very young one too,like...12? Anyways I was having fun until I mentioned me and my lovey dovey Rika were together and he said gross.Woa.I was about to pull my good old fashion rifle,Jackie was already getting it,but you know,you can easily blow a guy's brain,or you can read it.Which is more what I like,although blowing bad guy's brains seemed cool.

Yeah,he talked for a while,and I got sick of it,in the end he just left and was never seen again. now nobody but Jackie and Rika believes us, and the random creep is now just a legend.