The Jupitarian War

The Jupitarian War occurred during the rise of Mittens the Wonder Cat the most feared feline overlord in the entire Argent Rift. Jupiter Prime as it is referred to by fuck wits from Jupiter Secundus who don't want to accept the FACT that they are Octopi, was once the resting place of the Arc of the Covenant left there by Space Jesus distant cousin of Earth Jesus, to keep it safe from those who would seek to use it's power for evil.

While on there hunt for the Arc of the Covenant Billy and Nazi Ghost joined forces with Space John McCain and Space Stalin (who is a giant red octopus) who told them that it was on Jupiter Prime. Well Space John McCain told them Space Stalin just kinda kept Space Winking at them. Never the less the q-q-qu-quadro? set off only to find it in the midst of a planet spanning war between the Space Nazis and Robo Mecha Hitler and Space FDR and his Wizards. Knowing time was of the essence they made for the planet's surface and aggressively assailed the compound that the Wizards and Space FDR were holding which indeed did hold the Arc of the Covenant the four of them were repelled by the cheating magic fuckers and had to flee to lick their wounds. The group had come to the conclusion that they would need the help of Mecha Robo Hitler and his Space Nazis under normal circumstances this wouldn't be possible for the Space Nazis would only ally with the Space Vietnamese however given the prospect of gaining new allies Mecha Robo Hitler accepted the alliance and they made planet fall on top of the compound there Mecha Robo Hitler slew Space FDR in single combat and thus gained the title of "He Who Dun Mustached Space FDR"

In the aftermath of the conflict it seemed that the Arc of the Covenant was already gone it is assumed by historians that it was Mittens who took it which would explain his swift rise to power and why later the Wizards led by President Howard Taft fought along side him in the Yarn Wars. However they did find the coordinates of Yarn-01 Mittens flagship. Space John McCain and Space Stalin made for it to end Mittens once and for all, yet before they left Mecha Robo Hitler offered his aid to them for they had sacrficed. . . actually nothing in the grand scheme of things but lets brush over that, to help him and he had to repay them.