Mr Hands

Mr Hands is a video that can only be summoned if one is in front of a screen or monitor by saying "Mr Hands" 4 times. Once you have said the ritualistic words a video will pop up on the screen and will automatically play. Once it has begun it cannot be stopped, and therefore your fate has been sealed. For after seven days of watching the video, a horse with a homosexual German accent will apear in your dream. The great Stallion shall speak to you of great wonders and treasures it can show you, shortly before anally penetrating you for 10 minutes after which you will die. Of course in the real world this horse isn't there, but you will still die none the less. Anyone who is watching you will not notice any abnormal behaviour from you, you will appear sound asleep. But deep inside you are dying from internal hemorrhaging. This is a real killer in the Galaxies and must be told to the younger generations to prevent the spread of this terrible event.

Mr Hands, Mr Hands, Mr Hands, Mr Hands.