Uncle Grabby

Uncle Grabby was a former professional wrestler. His career took a dive almost instantly, this was mainly because no one wanted to work with Uncle Grabby during Tag Team matches for example. Uncle, after being fired from the WWW (World Wrestling Wankers) he turned to a life of crime. First off he was a petty thief, stealing little childrens' clothes from the swimming pool but hereafter developed a taste for the most disgusting of crimes. He began urinating on homeless people and in the water supply of spacecraft that stopped off at local fueling stations, and later the crew that ingested the water would die of Space AIDS (or the common slang term "Uber AIDS"). Uncle Grabby has become well known throughout the Universe and feared by all. Uncle Grabby's most famous quote is "I'M GUNNA TOUCH YOU WHERE YOUR SWIM SUIT COVERS". Grabby, in secret has a shrine dedicated to Jackie, and one day wishes to rock her body on all the swimsuits he has claimed whilst singing "Cum by ah me lord".